they should replace hospital gowns with colourful mexican ponchos because they’re kinda similar and no one could be sad
if we’re gonna die let’s die looking like a peruvian folk band
i’m going to glue 1,000 cotton balls onto my body so i can finally become a cloud
no not bisexual haha i said buysexual. i will be attracted to people if they buy me things. like food. and broadway tickets.
…and this weeks award for brilliant gif use….
I have been laughing at this for the past 5 minutes.
The year is 2137. You open your tumblr profile, again after many years. You click on the message box. 1 message. You click on it.
‘Yes, same here! :)’
And you don’t know what it was referring to beacause you don’t have a fucking sent messages box.
This went from very sad to very very relatable
i lied to all of you
im actually a 47 year old man making my grandson post for selfies
and im sorry
*sweats nervously* uhM my grandpa gave birth at 14 and my dad gave birthday at 18
Men can give birth?
*SWEATS REALLY NERVOUSLY*
life hack: drink all the alcohol in your house to forget that you’re useless and unloveable
left-handed self portrait. left-handed sharpie pen, left-handed photoshop trackpad.
Got more stuff done for my tenosynovitis, can’t use my right hand for two weeks.
Ananth and I are going to be at Bergen Street Comics tonight (11/30/13) from 4-6pm! I’ll be more or less wearing this outfit and doodling with my left hand.
See you there!